Sorry Douggie but I think you and your perosnalities are the ones confused! Catch me *!***!***!***!** me ( Rugby) has nothing at all to do with the grand game of Aussie rules, neither does cricket. That is right no Bloody Pomy input, a game from the colony for the colony oh how must those poms have hated that and then to find out it requires so much skill and athleticism that they are cant play it well must realy rub salt into the wounds.
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Douggie how can you compare a game where players do things like this...
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Ahh those Saints make me so proud it brings tears to my eyes.Several boats in various stages of destructionComment
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Those are just tv commercials ... this is how they really play!
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OK, you Southern Hemisphere bambits, we up North, have taken enough abuse.
Aussie Rules sucks, if you are looking for a real man's game. It is GOLF as introduced and deveploped by the SCOTS.
This game demands extreme physical fitness and a hatred for your oppnenents
Case in point. You arrive at the first tee and draw straws for who goes first etc.
The winner tees off and you must remain quiet. No comments such as you are a sheep shagger during his swing. After all have teed off here comes the athletic part, you hand your club to some minion, who then carries your bag and hands you a cold beer. You stride off down the fairway...beer in one hand and a ciggy in the other. When you reach your ball, the minion retreives the empty beer and hands you a club, you swing and the ball lands in a sand trap, you blame the minion for his club selection and he hands you another beer. On it goes untill you finish your round. Whereupon you retire to the bar at the cluhouse and then dissect you and your opponents play.
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That was great Paddy! Reminds me of when I was younger and got banned from the club. Some of my buddies and I invented motorized polo-golf. One guy would drive the cart while the other would take a swing at the ball as the cart went past. Some of the funny looking old codgers complained to the pro and we were told to never come back.IMPBA 20481S D-12Comment
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LOL. I wish I had seen that Chuck. Some old farts have no sense of humour. I hope I never become like that. 70 or 80 years is not a long time to live so why not smile along the way.Originally posted by egneg View PostSeveral boats in various stages of destructionComment
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Well, where are youOriginally posted by Flying Scotsman View PostOK, you Southern Hemisphere bambits, we up North, have taken enough abuse.
Aussie Rules sucks, if you are looking for a real man's game. It is GOLF as introduced and deveploped by the SCOTS.
This game demands extreme physical fitness and a hatred for your oppnenents
Case in point. You arrive at the first tee and draw straws for who goes first etc.
The winner tees off and you must remain quiet. No comments such as you are a sheep shagger during his swing. After all have teed off here comes the athletic part, you hand your club to some minion, who then carries your bag and hands you a cold beer. You stride off down the fairway...beer in one hand and a ciggy in the other. When you reach your ball, the minion retreives the empty beer and hands you a club, you swing and the ball lands in a sand trap, you blame the minion for his club selection and he hands you another beer. On it goes untill you finish your round. Whereupon you retire to the bar at the cluhouse and then dissect you and your opponents play.
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Douggie I do not have to answer it. I will let George Carlin answer it for me.
He wants to make homes for the homeless on the golf courses and I think that is a really great idea.
Here is Andy and his mate on a golf course
And here is Chuck and his mates
And below are Douggies Golf Rules starring Douggie himself
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Is this your dumas hawk Paddy?Originally posted by Xzessperated View Post
Last but not least, the fastest Saint Kilda Rigger in Tasmania
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Yes that is his Dumb Arse as we live and breath he is a Dumb arse. Who else would parade a red, white and black brick on OSE and tell us how fast it is? I suppose it depends on how hard he throws it. I do believe he has some brains because he has made a brick that floats!! but Saint Bloody Killed Her colours,,,,,,,,,,,realy Paddy you can paint your bricks better than that.Comment
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Originally posted by tylerm View Post
Wow Andy is having a rant today. He hates Saint Kilda Football club because they always beat his team.
Yes Tyler it is my Dumas Hawk. The main hull has been narrowed to suit FE. Andy is going to see a lot more of it as it will soon have one of the big Feigao motors in it to see if I can top 70mph with a Feigao. My Xzess 2 has gone close with a 6xl. Naturally I will have to post my test results just to bug Andy.Several boats in various stages of destructionComment
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Sorry Paddy I have just finished Douggies first published book " How To Win Friends & Influence People Douggie Style " I guess I just got caried away! That is a lovely brick and boy you must be strong to throw such a thing at 70mph, maybe a job as a Major's Pitcher!Comment
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Andy I will let a Feigao 580 6L throw the boat. That should get the job done. Actually I am going to try it with the 1521 1.5 D motor first. I need to get some bigger props for that motor I think. I am going to wait and see what you think of the 580 motor before I buy one.Originally posted by andym View Post
" How To Win Friends & Influence People Douggie Style " sounds like an interesting read. Is it written by both Douggies and if not which Douggie wrote it? I imagine it contains encouragement for the reader like "it has been 3 minutes since you started this page so hurry up and get to the next one".
Maybe he tells the readers how he held out an olive branch to DS and offered to spend the night in a single queen bed with him. 
Does he give us a list of his friends anywhere in the book? I want to know how many friends he has made before I buy a copy. Let me see there would be DS and Eyecandy and.... thinking....still thinking... maybe you can help out Andy. LOL. Just teasing you Douggie.
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Some day there will be a movie called "The three faces of Dougie". And then you will all be sorry that you missed out on a part of the movie rights.
P.S. Douggie I am friend in good standing and will help in anyway that I can to extract money from this future project.
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