For andym

[Xzessperated]

Damn it Paddy, I thought you Aussies knew how to treat the Sheilas. As a Scot I cower in fear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXit0FTxa1U , I was under the impression you lads had got them trained.

In case you missed it here is the Australia theme again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

Douggie

Billy had me in tears and yes there are no poofters down here. They are all in Sydney. Someone built a beautiful boat shed up there and they had to call it an Opera House.
We just have the Aussies born women under control Douggie. We give them a Credit Card and they take our house and kids and leave us alone (for life). The Chinese ones stay but want to be boss. Now I will get some Aussies female come on here and tell me I am a chauvinistic pig. My answer to that is "Yes I am".
Now I have upset both the gays and the women. Ahhhh it's great to be Tasmanian.

[egneg]

You guys have little or no Kahunas ... in the states women know there place!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCC1EKXRBc

[andym]

Actualy Paddy I have addressed it to June and included a letter telling her how this motor will be an asset to her day to day life, like; June when it is in his boat he will be at the lake and not asking for a root!; June you can get Paddy to unbalance it and it will make a powerful vibrator; June when Paddy comes home pissed from his bosses house ( read free beer ) you can put it in a sock and Belt him over the head with it and then use as above; June as you can see this is a free gift to Paddy for you to use as you wish.
And so on, Paddy as you can see this should get you out of the *!***!***!***!** mate.

[Flying Scotsman]

You guys have little or no Kahunas ... in the states women know there place!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCC1EKXRBc

That is it I am off to get my Green Card. Evil what do you think of my chances?

Douggie the perfect one

[andym]

None Douggie, I hear they have standards!

[egneg]

None Douggie, I hear they have standards!

Andy well said .. I have not laughed so hard in a long time!

[Flying Scotsman]

STANDARDS, just because I put Dolly as a dependant. This is not fair. I am off to New Zealand where true men are respected and can race boats.

Douggie

[egneg]

Out in New Zealand where the men are men and the sheep run scared?

[Flying Scotsman]

Out in New Zealand where the men are men and the sheep run scared?

That is the reason I wanted a Green Card...no problems with my afflictions, alcohol, racing toy boats, and SHEEP

Douggie the worst for ware right now

[Xzessperated]

Substitute female Praying Mantis with Australian woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV__2XqMtvo

[andym]

Motor posted Paddy, Good luck you are going to need it!

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, now that is sad. The boys have tried their best but Evil and Andy have tossed Madonna and their likes over the fence . I will take a man moment to look at the consequences..waiting...waiting..waiting. Ah,that was good.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Motor posted Paddy, Good luck you are going to need it!

Thanks Andy.

Douggie please pray that I am not in hospital too long when Andy's parcels arrive. It will not be my head that gets bitten off.

[Flying Scotsman]

You guys are twits, arseholes, wankers, etc. BUT you certainly brighten up my day.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

You guys are twits, arseholes, wankers, etc. BUT you certainly brighten up my day.

Douggie

Flattery will get you everywhere Douggie.