For andym

[egneg]

It's the same for all us married men. It is that wedding ring that does it.

After 28 years it has diminished to hallway sex!

I hope that this is enough of an explanation.

[detox]

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters.

First time I heard that one.

BTW has anyone else tried Astroglide lubricant yet? This stuff is better than snuff and isn't half as dusty

[egneg]

Either Dougie is writing a book or he fell asleep again!

[Flying Scotsman]

It's the same for all us married men. It is that wedding ring that does it.

Paddy..Paddy.. Paddy. A wedding ring? I thought you were brought up better than that.

Not to worry, as with me it will be a head butt in your face. It leaves a more non ageing perspective.

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Now Chuck. I was waiting for your epistle but Good Lord we came at the same time..Screw you Paddy..Chuck is my ???

Douggie

[egneg]

Which leads to the fifth kind of sex ... court room sex.

Google "The five kinds of sex".

[detox]

Astroglide sponsors for my N2 rigger

http://www.astroglide.com/

[egneg]

Astroglide sponsors for my N2 rigger
http://www.astroglide.com/

I noticed that they have free samples ... should last me a year or two.

[Xzessperated]

Astroglide sponsors for my N2 rigger
http://www.astroglide.com/

That stuff should really get your rigger fired up but be careful it does not slip out the other end of the pool.

[Flying Scotsman]

Now, I am going to be a very nice boy.
I want to buy a RTR hull that will go at least 80mph with modifications that cost no less than 75.00 Zambabian dollars.

Any suggestions?

Douggie from Nigeria

[Xzessperated]

Now, I am going to be a very nice boy.
I want to buy a RTR hull that will go at least 80mph with modifications that cost no less than 75.00 Zambabian dollars.

Any suggestions?

Douggie from Nigeria

I have seen a few guys with SV27's claiming to go almost that fast. I think if you put a bit of that personal lubricant on the hull it would do 85+mph

[Xzessperated]

Mr. Douggie from Nigeria,
I was thinking maybe we could do some business. Could you arrange some cheap labour in your country? If so we could re-package the Personal Lubricant as Boat Lubricant and sell it on e-bay.
Let me know a.s.a.p
Paddy

It could read something like this...

Try new Boat Lubricant, the lubricant all the professional racers use. It cuts down on friction between the hull and the water and so increases your speed. Make those batteries last longer and increase your boating pleasure. Actually I know a guy who could write it a whole lot better than me. Are you busy Andy?

[Ub Hauled]

we are talking about boats still, right?!

[Xzessperated]

we are talking about boats still, right?!

Yes we are talking boat lubricanct Jan. It will really make your boat slip through the water.

[andym]

Do you want smoother entry, an easier path to Nirvana, less heat and more pleasure?
Then it is time to try Paddy's Personal Boat Lubricant. Make her smile as you rub in this Biodegradable water based pleasure lube for your RC boat. She will reward you many times over and you will find that after repeated use she will do what you want when you want. Used by Tassmanian Champion Boater Paddy Wellard and other famous racers like the Smock boys and of coarse the ever trying Douggie. It is said Mrs Palmer will race with NO other. So try some today Paddy's Personal Boat Lube..........the most fun you can have with your batteries plugged in!!

How is that for a first draft Paddy?