For andym

[Flying Scotsman]

That is hillarious. Now I know where great great uncle Hamish ended up. It was rumoured to be New South Wales, but I guess the locals got fed up with him and paid his way to New Zealand. I can see the family resemblances and character in those young lads.

Douggie

[tylerm]

Funnnnnny guys, wonder what all the aussie's are like seeing they have more sheep than us

[Xzessperated]

Funnnnnny guys, wonder what all the aussie's are like seeing they have more sheep than us

Here is one that makes a lot of sense to an Aussie Tyler.....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

[tylerm]

Lots of misinformation right there, some very nice shots of beautiful NZ though

[Ub Hauled]

HaHHAHAHA, now, who's taking it first? Tasmania or AUS ? Paper, Rock, scissors?
Does Tasmania have an armed force (remember, model ships and slingshots don't count) ?

[Xzessperated]

HaHHAHAHA, now, who's taking it first? Tasmania or AUS ? Paper, Rock, scissors?
Does Tasmania have an armed force (remember, model ships and slingshots don't count) ?

Jan if we sent just six of our drunkest and toughest women they would capture NZ. They are all off hugging trees and pushing whales back in the water over there and would not even know it had happened until next Christmas.

[tylerm]

I remeber hearing this at work, good ole aussie spirit

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3iX_hmKgs

Good Kiwibank add

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNTwKbLHgU

And the great NZ comedian Billy T. James

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=pgAW2zaGkXU

[Ub Hauled]

Jan if we sent just six of our drunkest and toughest women they would capture NZ. They are all off hugging trees and pushing whales back in the water over there and would not even know it had happened until next Christmas.

Do they shave in the morning?

[andym]

Here's one for you Tyler, and as far as us invading your sweey little country why bother, we will own it soon!!

Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.

[tylerm]

How typical
Heres some classic kiwi comedy

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzhp3jWnpbs

[andym]

Excelent Tyler, it is good to see the IQ of Kiwi's is on the up and up................................ha ha ha ha ha ha . Sorry could not resist. I mean we even let you win the cricket!

[Flying Scotsman]

Here is one for Billy Connolly fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Cb9z-SXY

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Andy after you watch Billy you might like to watch me flying.

BTW. How is that boat build coming along?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpIRTTt8ucw

[Flying Scotsman]

Great Paddy, but can you land!!
Were those crows? The ducks will seem like friends in comparrison

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Great Paddy, but can you land!!
Were those crows? The ducks will seem like friends in comparrison

Douggie

I am going back tomorrow to see if I can land it Douggie

Those are some kind of sea bird Douggie. They sound like babies that want their mothers breast. Too bad I was using it.

I seem to be cursed with birds where ever I go.