Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

I like the sound of being locked in a room full of nipples.
I ordered me one of those beer can hats and it naturally had to be one that reminds me of my favorite state in the ...

Top job. Does it hold beer like my hat ?
I bought mine from eBay
I lodged a paypal claims but they reckon Im not entitled to everything in the pic
Bugga..that beer looked tasty..

[drwayne]

It's a good thing you are up with the status of your celebrities Doc or we could end up having to answer questions about our sex lives in a Scandinavian countryy.
I am happy to play the part of the Queen but I want you to know I am not a Queen.
I done a ring around today and my old mate Hugo from Venezuela told me he could arrange for 5 star accommodation and pretty girls is we decided to live there. Hugo likes to stir the pot and I kinda like the guy so I am considering my options.

Hmmm... Ive no worries with police in Sweden ( unless they've seen our Kevin'07 parody posted to bluetube with the overinflated Swedish nurse and MrPotatohead doll on 3 C cells ? )
Venezualan's have some the best factory produced nipples Ive come across. . . We could hide inside one of their nipple foundaries and act like tourists looking for the exit .... ..'wasnt pinching nuthn, honest ! '
Good thinking 86.

I'll go incognito.. I'll wear my cool beercan hat !

[Xzessperated]

Careful Douugie... Australia's Embassy officials are a brutal lot ... they're damn good shots with those feral blue cans of Foster's lager.

@paddymelon
If guised up as Vicky and Davo we'd be arrested too ! ...... they flipped the bird, hopped the border and got green cards, m8.

Id rather be Bill Oddie .... and you can be the Queen !

It's a good thing you are up with the status of your celebrities Doc or we could end up having to answer questions about our sex lives in a Scandinavian country.
I am happy to play the part of the Queen but I want you to know I am not a Queen.
I done a ring around today and my old mate Hugo from Venezuela told me he could arrange for 5 star accommodation and pretty girls if we decided to live there. Hugo likes to stir the pot and I kinda like the guy so I am considering my options.

[drwayne]

May I suggest Ecuador. We will meet you in Quito if we can just figure out a way to disguise ourselves as David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher or Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Personally I am going for the Victoria Beckham costume and the Doc will be disguised as my husband David.

Careful Douugie... Australia's Embassy officials are a brutal lot ... they're damn good shots with those feral blue cans of Foster's lager.

@paddymelon
If guised up as Vicky and Davo we'd be arrested too ! ...... they flipped the bird, hopped the border and got green cards, m8.

Id rather be Bill Oddie .... and you can be the Queen !

[Xzessperated]

Well I am off to the local Aussie consulate armed with a water pistol filled with Douggie piss and then I will seek asylum at the Syrian or Ecuador embassy.

Douggie

May I suggest Ecuador. We will meet you in Quito if we can just figure out a way to disguise ourselves as David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher or Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Personally I am going for the Victoria Beckham costume and the Doc will be disguised as my husband David.

[Flying Scotsman]

Well I am off to the local Aussie consulate armed with a water pistol filled with Douggie piss and then I will seek asylum at the Syrian or Ecuador embassy.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Okay you Aussie twits I will go into rehab and explain that I have been driven to the bottle by countless abuse to people from Scotland.

Douggie at the Aussie rehab centre and there are some very weird people here, but I told them to all f*ck off and phone the Doc and Paddy for comfort!

Douggie

They are just jealous because they are not Scotsmen Douggie. They cant wear skirts and they don't have a Loch Ness Monster like you. I have a theory about that monster. The appearance of that monster always coincides with you swimming in the Loch. Could it be the very monster that your skirt conceals? We are on to you Douggie.

[drwayne]

Okay you Aussie twits I will go into rehab and explain that I have been driven to the bottle by countless abuse to people from Scotland.

Douggie at the Aussie rehab centre and there are some very weird people here, but I told them to all f*ck off and phone the Doc and Paddy for comfort!

Douggie

Oh crap.
Hang on Douggie
Let me stop laughing long enough to type something ridiculous .....

[Flying Scotsman]

Okay you Aussie twits I will go into rehab and explain that I have been driven to the bottle by countless abuse to people from Scotland.

Douggie at the Aussie rehab centre and there are some very weird people here, but I told them to all f*ck off and phone the Doc and Paddy for comfort!

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Or maybe i drink more than I really should and get all rhetorical and shi.te the next morning ?



Would that be like Jurassic park where they keep weird critters behind electrickified wires ?
Cool, Id love a link to the Dl.

Nothing like Jurassic Park. I think it is best described as "life inbetween prison terms". It is a mockumentary on the lives of some of the inhabitants of the trailer park. In Launceston it is best described as life in Ravenswood, a suburb of Launceston where drug deal murders are a way of life.
I will email you the dl link as it would be frowned on by our North American neighbours if it was placed here I guess.

[drwayne]

Somedays there is not enough wine, or time to enjoy it.

Or maybe i drink more than I really should and get all rhetorical and shi.te the next morning ?

On the subject of Douggie I have been watching a Canadian TV series called Trailer Park Boys.

Would that be like Jurassic park where they keep weird critters behind electrickified wires ?
Cool, Id love a link to the Dl.

[Xzessperated]

Somedays there is not enough wine, or time to enjoy it.

Get a grip man. You live near the wine capitol of the Southern Hemisphere and there is not enough wine? Douggie call rehab...

On the subject of Douggie I have been watching a Canadian TV series called Trailer Park Boys.

[drwayne]

Fear not little Prince
Life is mostly froth and bubble
2 things stand like stone
Kindness in anothers trouble
And Douggies little banana

Somedays there is not enough wine, or time to enjoy it.

[Xzessperated]

It's hard from the outside looking in to understand the terror of waking up elsewhere to a blink before.
The realization that an hour or day has passed you by without alcohol or humour.
Bits mended, rearranged or missing ....the sensation of nothingness overwhelms...
Someone holds your hand from so far away, mumbled words of encouragement drowned by silence.

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Fear not little Prince
Life is mostly froth and bubble
2 things stand like stone
Kindness in anothers trouble
And Douggies little banana

[drwayne]

It's hard from the outside looking in to understand the terror of waking up elsewhere to a blink before.
The realization that an hour or day has passed you by without alcohol or humour.
Bits mended, rearranged or missing ....the sensation of nothingness overwhelms...
Someone holds your hand from so far away, mumbled words of encouragement drowned by silence.

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