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**Xzessperated** · 12-30-2008, 05:54 AM

Originally posted by andym View Post

Paddy you better get dressed up like you are out of the cast of Sound of Music, here Heidi, here heidi.................... Mate I am still laughing. Oh the pain you bastard!

Andy as I said I have the important bit (the spinner) and all I have to do is buy the glider to put on it.

Talking of Heidi, while I was there tonight trying to get the glider 3 Deer came into the field not far from me. I got it on video and if they are close enough to be seen I will put it on You Tube. Most unusual for them to even let themselves be seen here in Tasmania as they find their heads hanging on a den walls somewhere if they do.

I was thinking if the Police show up how do I explain being in a farmers field with a fishing pole and no water for miles. The men in the white coats could show up next.

**andym** · 12-30-2008, 06:07 AM

The white coats will not get you as thet realise you are a lost cause ( its the plane thing)

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 11:46 AM

Paddy, Paddy, Paddy. What the hell are you doing. We all knew you were trying to get Mr Krabbs to fly bit this is ridiculous, stick to what you DO NOT KNOW .....setting up boats....As this latest adventure will end with you floating amongst the ducks.

Douggie

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 04:51 PM

Paddy, it is 13:45 on Dec/30th here in Vancouver and I know at this hour in the land of weird animals and humans also, that you are probably getting all wound up to celebrate that Scottish pagan festival. Why not burn the glider as a sacrifice to the boat gods?

Douggie

**Xzessperated** · 12-30-2008, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Flying Scotsman View Post

Paddy, it is 13:45 on Dec/30th here in Vancouver and I know at this hour in the land of weird animals and humans also, that you are probably getting all wound up to celebrate that Scottish pagan festival. Why not burn the glider as a sacrifice to the boat gods?

Douggie

LOL. Douggie yesterday it was my glider and this morning it is my GPS. I was testing Mr. Krabs this morning and he was going faster than I have ever seen him go before and then comes his first blow over. It was not far from the edge so I just took the bodyboard out to get him. I turn him over and no GPS. That is 3 GPS's at the bottom of the lake. It is time to learn how to use my new one I guess. I will have to work a week to pay for all the things I have lost this week. If people have bad luck they say " I must have killed a Chinaman " I guess my problem is I married a Chinawoman. It is all her fault.

**egneg** · 12-30-2008, 05:48 PM

Paddy, you need one of these to get your glider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcurwcPs3U

You could buy 500 gliders for the price but where is the "COOL" factor in that. You will undoubtedly have every Heidi and Dolly for miles at your door!

Then again maybe you should take your cell phone with you so Andy can come and get you out of the tree along with the glider.

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 05:49 PM

Paddy and Andy, host a glass of what ever is your poison and state a Happy New Year or Hogmanay to the unwashed, as you two idiots are a breath of fresh air in this politically correct world

Douggie

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by egneg View Post

Paddy, you need one of these to get your glider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcurwcPs3U

You could buy 500 gliders for the price but where is the "COOL" factor in that. You will undoubtedly have every Heidi and Dolly for miles at your door!

Then again maybe you should take your cell phone with you so Andy can come and get you out of the tree along with the glider.

Chuck, please do not give Paddy ideas such as that video. He will be flying over the pond, shotgun in hand and shouting at the top of his voice...Here ducky, duckies.

Douggie

**andym** · 12-30-2008, 06:01 PM

Paddy I think Douggie has the answer, lets burn that bloody plane to the boat gods. This will appease them and you will probably not loose another GPS. Oh it helps if they are in the boat!! Not on it.
Douggie I can not speak for Paddy but saying I am an IDIOT is the nicest thing any Canadian Scott has ever said to me. I have a tear in my eye and a feeling of joy, Thank you

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 06:07 PM

Andy, I think it is time to produce a pantomine on the trials and tribulations on how we are all idiots, excluding the Scots of course. As if it is not Scottish, it is CRAP.

Douggie

**Xzessperated** · 12-30-2008, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by Flying Scotsman View Post

Paddy and Andy, host a glass of what ever is your poison and state a Happy New Year or Hogmanay to the unwashed, as you two idiots are a breath of fresh air in this politically correct world

Douggie

Ha ha me hearty. Now your talking our language Douggie. Andy and I are not into politically correctness as you might have guessed.

We call a spade, a spade and a glass of Scotch we call the nectar of the Gods (along with a lot of other alcoholic drinks).
I wish you could listen in on the telephone calls Andy and I have. You would hear a lot of politically incorrectness there Douggie. Andy even makes me blush sometimes

Andy =

Paddy =

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 06:18 PM

Paddy, I would love to listen into your phone calls, not just for the bantering, but for the knowledge on FE boating. Wow, Douggie is being nice for a change! A NEW YEAR resolution
Happy New Year

Douggie

**Xzessperated** · 12-30-2008, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Flying Scotsman View Post

Andy, I think it is time to produce a pantomine on the trials and tribulations on how we are all idiots, excluding the Scots of course. As if it is not Scottish, it is CRAP.

Douggie

Andy you have to bend down to a man that wears a dress

(but make sure you back is to the wall) and a man that can make music from some sticks and a bag of wind. You also have to bend down to a man

that makes a drink called Scotch Whisky. You also have to bend down to a man and a woman that made Billy Connolly.

I just wonder when the emigrate why they do not come to Australia. I guess that is why they call Australia "The Lucky Country"

**Flying Scotsman** · 12-30-2008, 06:28 PM

Billy Connolly is my hero. His early Glaswegian (a person from Glasgow) humour was unbelievable. He could relate stories of youth at school that still have me rolling in the aisle. Paddy, As I stated before I did have a chance to emigrate to the Big Continent, but I hate the heat. Therein lies the reason for the frozen north choice...idiot that I was.
Douggie

**Xzessperated** · 12-30-2008, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Flying Scotsman View Post

Paddy, I would love to listen into your phone calls, not just for the bantering, but for the knowledge on FE boating. Wow, Douggie is being nice for a change! A NEW YEAR resolution
Happy New Year

Douggie

What I know about boats Douggie would fill up the back of a postage stamp. Andy is the clever one.
You are always nice Douggie. You even offered to spend the night with DS

OMG. What were you thinking. LOL

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