Skippies and Kiwis

[Richie the shipwright]

Doc, how come you didnt suggest an inflatable?? I thought you liked inflatables?? :-)

[drwayne]

Doc, how come you didnt suggest an inflatable?? I thought you liked inflatables?? :-)

Boats, moats, bouncy castles, buoys and girls .. sure

But an inflatable trailer ................ ?

[Xzessperated]

I've one of these from princess trade in Sydney, delivered for $100 !
No, princess trade is not the NSW wife exchange program...

suits all my portability needs !

A good suggestion but today my little orange canoe was stolen off the top of my car in my own driveway while I was at home inside my house. I guess they thought I was asleep and I may as well have been as I did not hear a thing. This is not one of my jokes Doc. I thought I should add that as I seldom have a serious moment but this is one of those moments. If I said what I thought about the prick that stole it there would be a page of asterisks from the swear robot.
Picture of my much loved canoe...

[drwayne]

A good suggestion but today my little orange canoe was stolen off the top of my car in my own driveway while I was at home inside my house. I guess they thought I was asleep and I may as well have been as I did not hear a thing. This is not one of my jokes Doc. I thought I should add that as I seldom have a serious moment but this is one of those moments. If I said what I thought about the prick that stole it there would be a page of asterisks from the swear robot.
Picture of my much loved canoe...

Report it to the police !!
It'll stand out like a pair of bulls xmas ornaments... !

sad news..
insurance will need send the replacement to your new home.
W

[egneg]

A good suggestion but today my little orange canoe was stolen off the top of my car in my own driveway while I was at home inside my house. I guess they thought I was asleep and I may as well have been as I did not hear a thing. This is not one of my jokes Doc. I thought I should add that as I seldom have a serious moment but this is one of those moments. If I said what I thought about the prick that stole it there would be a page of asterisks from the swear robot.
Picture of my much loved canoe...

Paddy, I thought you were a security guard?

[ozzie-crawl]

Looks fairly quiet on here thought i would drop in and say G,day

[Flying Scotsman]

Looks fairly quiet on here thought i would drop in and say G,day

Ozzie, great to hear from you!......How are my frogs and have they learnt to provide you with much pleasure on days when you are lonely.

Paddy, I would be royally p!ssed off with the canoe morons who nicked your orange rescue beauty.

Douggie

[ozzie-crawl]

Hey douggie good to hear from you. I have found the Aussie frog even tho it has a large mouth to be just to small for my own personal use.
Its a shame to see paddies rescue boat was stollen i could do with one myself but it would need to be about 3 foot long to fit in my car

[drwayne]

Darth Douggie

[Steven Vaccaro]

Any of you guys from downunder know Geoffrey john Randall? He sent an email to me, but I cant seem to respond back. its getting bounced back

[drwayne]

Hi
PM me the email addy, I will tack the ISP and see what comes close to his spelling error !
any email signature too ...

regs
W
ps, any tracking ?

[Flying Scotsman]

Well, my Southern Hemisphere mates.......I note that Aussie politics have struck another note for gender equality.....out with the Sheila, AKA Lady Macbeth and in with a retreaded Bruce, AKA Richard III....is there something in the beer you marsupials drink???

Douggie

[egneg]

Douggie is out of hibernation ... must be summer.

[drwayne]

Pollytix is never a polite sport.
i call it a sport, because it behaves like a game...
Winners, losers, bruisers, spectators and the occasional idiot running naked across the field.
Redheaded Julia backstabbed her way to the porcelain throne ... pulled little Ruddy out and plomped her ass down.
She didnt behead him..instead she nobled him with the title of overseas embassador, and then told to piss off... or her mates would do him in !
Nasty business.
So newly crowned Queen Julia of the crackatinny tribe.. started a popularist decision trail to placate the lords and ladies of her inner circles.
Her allies who helped oust little Ruddy were a nasty bunch of pineapples, let me tell you !
Their determination to twist things their way caused all much grief..
If ever there was a group of fwits who wanted to cause mischief just for notoriety. this was them.
Little Ruddy and his merry band of cohorts fought valiantly behind the scenes....lies, deceptions, questionable alliances ... and worse still.. he wounded some his oldest friends...
Some 3 months before this tri-annual Jousting games.. he steps up and suggests a change of management.... backed by his newfound warriors of miscontent... the challenge was made and won .

I see no future under this upper management..their faction generally described as a bunch of tool twisting egoists ...
Their ideas were sound..the methodology to implement was not..and fiscal responsibility was lost down the drain ...
And thus we commoners felt flushed from the porcelain bowl of prosperity and national pride.


National Jousting games are back on mid September... we may have a new leader
I will watch and learn who has the bigger campaign of back stabbers and baby kissers.

All hail the King !

[ozzie-crawl]

I have been old enough to vote for 24 years but never have. This is against aussie law. If I get caught and go to court I already have my defence set out. This is how it basicly goes.
You have a choice. Say a person breaks in to your house in the middle of the night and rapes you and then shoots you dead, or would you rather that person shoot you dead and then rape you. Either way you end up f***ed.
Same as voting you have 2 choices both have the same end result they just go about it in different ways.