Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

Doc, you have complicated the milk problem with scientific mumbo jumbo about 4WD's and foot stomping. I can assure you that when I am pouring the milk there is no 4WD and no foot stomping. I simply hold a standard 2 liter bottle of milk over the milkshake container and pour it in the regular way and after it gets to about 1/3 full there is always a droplet or two that lands on my cheek (face) along with at least 3 droplets on my spectacles. I simply ask "why is it so" (Julius Sumner Miller).
The fall of milk from the container to the milk level is probably about 5 inches max and the resulting upward movement of the said droplets is probably about 25 to 30 inches. I use inches as Chuck needs to get involved in this if we are to make some money out of this phenomenon.
My interest in this is not just for the pleasure one gets from rolling in money but also the pleasure one would get from seeing his boats go 6 times faster. I want you and Chuck to share in these pleasures too. Douggie would be the towel carrier naturally.

The Julius Sumner Miller effect did not occur until a glass and a half of full cream milk was added. This discovery was well documented mid 70 to 80's on Tv educational programs as released by the then ruling KerryPacker party.

Once we have solved the milk problem and made our fortune I have another one for you Doc.
Why is it so that whenever I drop rubbish from my hand into the rubbish bin it misses and falls on the floor? I am thinking this could have something to do with my boat driving problem as they don't go where I want them to either. I never had the rubbish problem when I was young so is it an old age problem, eyesight problem or just a jerky hand problem caused by years of jerking?

Theory #1. The downward velocity of milk from carton, accumulates in milkshake vessel, where such gravitational energy swirling and splashing away transfers to a few droplets, propelling them energetically outwards.
or
Theory #2, you're disorientated, leaning on the kitchen counter, dreaming of chocolate milkshakes and twin electrically excited pussies, when wuddenly milky spots appear on your cheek and kitchen drawers.. best grab one those handy Turnigy towels, eh ?

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The Julius Sumner Miller effect did not occur until a glass and a half of full cream milk was added. This discovery was well documented mid 70 to 80's on Tv educational programs as released by the then ruling KerryPacker party.


Theory #1. The downward velocity of milk from carton, accumulates in milkshake vessel, where such gravitational energy swirling and splashing away transfers to a few droplets, propelling them energetically outwards.
or
Theory #2, you're disorientated, leaning on the kitchen counter, dreaming of chocolate milkshakes and twin electrically excited pussies, when wuddenly milky spots appear on your cheek and kitchen drawers.. best grab one those handy Turnigy towels, eh ?

So it is not milk!!! I think I see where this is going and you may be right.

[drwayne]

Paddy's seventh wife passed away horribly. He retired to a old folks comfortable retreat, funded by his 5th and 6th wife's estates.
His devastated appearance and repeated mutterinds of need for fast pussy led him to be acquainted with Mavis ( 82).
For hours each day they would walk around the pond, hand in hand... a regular sight to the center's staff and residents alike.
A few months pass and winter sets in. Mavis hadnt seen Paddy for a few weeks and had become concerned.
She decided to pack a thermos and shawl and go for a patrol of the centre's chilly grounds.
At dusk she found him, down the edge his favorite pond .. shielding old Esther(88) from the cold air... .. both shivering in the darkness ...
'What's this ' she cried, ' we had something special, I thought ?'
'We still do! ' replied Paddy... ' poor Esther has Parkinsons, and my trouser pockets are keeping her hands wubbly warm.'

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Paddy's seventh wife passed away horribly. He retired to a old folks comfortable retreat, funded by his 5th and 6th wife's estates.
His devastated appearance and repeated mutterinds of need for fast pussy led him to be acquainted with Mavis ( 82).
For hours each day they would walk around the pond, hand in hand... a regular sight to the center's staff and residents alike.
A few months pass and winter sets in. Mavis hadnt seen Paddy for a few weeks and had become concerned.
She decided to pack a thermos and shawl and go for a patrol of the centre's chilly grounds.
At dusk she found him, down the edge his favorite pond .. shielding old Esther(88) from the cold air... .. both shivering in the darkness ...
'What's this ' she cried, ' we had something special, I thought ?'
'We still do! ' replied Paddy... ' poor Esther has Parkinsons, and my trouser pockets are keeping her hands wubbly warm.'

Well now I have no secrets. Thanks Doc

[drwayne]

A fellow FE boater in Adl just posted this.. it's these motors he builds in his real job !



and a follow up post shows some the later ones are twin CR prop.. outwards !

[egneg]

Doc, you are a clever man so you might be able to explain something that has had me puzzled for a while. It has to do with force and equals and opposites so it should be right up your alley.
When I am pouring milk into my milk shake container some of the milk gets enough energy to jump about 6 times higher than it has fallen and splash on my face. Naturally my first reaction is to but after a while I get to thinking how can the opposite effect of the fall be greater than the fall itself. If we can solve this problem we might be able to come up with a prop that has the 6 x opposite effect and get Chuck to mass produce them and all become stinking rich.

Paddy it is a simple matter of physics and the relationship between mass and velocity. For example: when a much larger slow moving Paddy rear ends a much smaller shapely young lass she suddenly moves away at a velocity near the speed of light.

Unfortunately I don't think this translates over to RC boats and props.

[drwayne]

Paddy it is a simple matter of physics and the relationship between mass and velocity. For example: when a much larger slow moving Paddy rear ends a much smaller shapely young lass she suddenly moves away at a velocity near the speed of light.

Unfortunately I don't think this translates over to RC boats and props.

These new units have proximity alerts in their rear bumpers warning if we get too close..

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Paddy it is a simple matter of physics and the relationship between mass and velocity. For example: when a much larger slow moving Paddy rear ends a much smaller shapely young lass she suddenly moves away at a velocity near the speed of light.

Unfortunately I don't think this translates over to RC boats and props.

Ah I see. A bit like magnets and attraction and repulsion. I am attracted and she is repulsed. Same with the milk. Probably positively and negatively charged atoms of milk. Opposites attract and they stay in the container and those with a similar charge are repulsed and it is easier for the little one to jump on my face. If only the smaller shapely younger one you mentioned would do that. Ahh sometimes I kill myself

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These new units have proximity alerts in their rear bumpers warning if we get too close..

That is called flatulence

[drwayne]

There's a Chinese massage table place inside my local mini-mall on way to grocery shops.
I decided today to go get my back and shoulders dealt with on way back to the car, struggling with my weekend grits.
This aint no mischief tale, this is truth ! ( shock )
Menu said head, neck and shoulders $25 ( read like a butcher's menu . head, neck, shoulder, abdominal strain, hips, thighs, etc)
Wandered in, spoke to the old bloke acting as Maitre'D, who directed me to a comfortable table for one.
Please Sir, empty pockets into basket, and become face down, hold wooden block in hand( huh, I brought them both ! oh, there's 2 blocks )
A little pair of feet arrive and a sweet voice suggests if hurt, please say....
'OK'.
Those little feet left the ground as she drove one elbow then the other into very tender parts of my shoulders and then spine.
With both hands grasping at my neck she used one foot to pressure against my butt to stretch spine, shoulders, and neck muscles.
I felt my spine break....groan
'Are you ok ?'
Through griitted teeth... 'arghhh..ahuh'
Those feet must be attached a bloody big grotesque body, but I stoically held on, not intimidated these inflictions to cry out in pain.
And then she started working out the induced pain centers by manipulating muscles in ways I thought more appropriate bread making.. slap slap pound pound... then both hands grabbing and rolling my now screaming flesh into dough.
Dammit, I was done and ready for the oven !
About an hour had passed, and she started on my neck... which was not the fearful experience i expected... rather nice actually.
So finishing with a quick elbow prod into the hidden pain points she announces her work is done, 'finish, please turn over'.
There she was , my tormentor .. 30, slender, tooth pick arms, wearing a wicked smile on her grinning face.. 'you like ?'
Oh me oh my, some extra parts now needed massage.
The clock had gained only 20 minutes .. my pain delirium slowed time to a cruel pace..
I sat there rolling my neck&shoulders .. wishing away the residual ache... handed $25 to the old bloke hovering nearby , and booked myself in for next Tuesday.

[Flying Scotsman]

I will be watching the final game tonight....Swans will win.

Edit....A great game

Douggie

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I will be watching the final game tonight....Swans will win.

Edit....A great game

Douggie

Correct Douggie, they did win and they had a Canadian (Mike Pyke) playing for them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Pyke

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/canadas-pyke-hooked-life-swan-063326177--spt.html

[drwayne]

For paddy during those times when she forgets to shave .. this 1/16 is for the rough country.

0.05cuin motor !!!

http://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/s...utm_source=EDM

[drwayne]

where's all my buddies gone ?
B(

[egneg]

where's all my buddies gone ?
B(

We are ignoring you !