Skippies and Kiwis

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Well I am off to the local Aussie consulate armed with a water pistol filled with Douggie piss and then I will seek asylum at the Syrian or Ecuador embassy.

Douggie

May I suggest Ecuador. We will meet you in Quito if we can just figure out a way to disguise ourselves as David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher or Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Personally I am going for the Victoria Beckham costume and the Doc will be disguised as my husband David.

[drwayne]

May I suggest Ecuador. We will meet you in Quito if we can just figure out a way to disguise ourselves as David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher or Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Personally I am going for the Victoria Beckham costume and the Doc will be disguised as my husband David.

Careful Douugie... Australia's Embassy officials are a brutal lot ... they're damn good shots with those feral blue cans of Foster's lager.

@paddymelon
If guised up as Vicky and Davo we'd be arrested too ! ...... they flipped the bird, hopped the border and got green cards, m8.

Id rather be Bill Oddie .... and you can be the Queen !

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Careful Douugie... Australia's Embassy officials are a brutal lot ... they're damn good shots with those feral blue cans of Foster's lager.

@paddymelon
If guised up as Vicky and Davo we'd be arrested too ! ...... they flipped the bird, hopped the border and got green cards, m8.

Id rather be Bill Oddie .... and you can be the Queen !

It's a good thing you are up with the status of your celebrities Doc or we could end up having to answer questions about our sex lives in a Scandinavian country.
I am happy to play the part of the Queen but I want you to know I am not a Queen.
I done a ring around today and my old mate Hugo from Venezuela told me he could arrange for 5 star accommodation and pretty girls if we decided to live there. Hugo likes to stir the pot and I kinda like the guy so I am considering my options.

[drwayne]

It's a good thing you are up with the status of your celebrities Doc or we could end up having to answer questions about our sex lives in a Scandinavian countryy.
I am happy to play the part of the Queen but I want you to know I am not a Queen.
I done a ring around today and my old mate Hugo from Venezuela told me he could arrange for 5 star accommodation and pretty girls is we decided to live there. Hugo likes to stir the pot and I kinda like the guy so I am considering my options.

Hmmm... Ive no worries with police in Sweden ( unless they've seen our Kevin'07 parody posted to bluetube with the overinflated Swedish nurse and MrPotatohead doll on 3 C cells ? )
Venezualan's have some the best factory produced nipples Ive come across. . . We could hide inside one of their nipple foundaries and act like tourists looking for the exit .... ..'wasnt pinching nuthn, honest ! '
Good thinking 86.

I'll go incognito.. I'll wear my cool beercan hat !

[drwayne]

I like the sound of being locked in a room full of nipples.
I ordered me one of those beer can hats and it naturally had to be one that reminds me of my favorite state in the ...

Top job. Does it hold beer like my hat ?
I bought mine from eBay
I lodged a paypal claims but they reckon Im not entitled to everything in the pic
Bugga..that beer looked tasty..

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I may need to reconsider where I run boats ...

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I think Homeland Security is out to get us here in the states.

[drwayne]

I may need to reconsider where I run boats ...

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I think Homeland Security is out to get us here in the states.

Grab some small prey from the 7-11, a cardboard box and handful of aspirin.
If those government spy birds start to bother you, catch and post to a new home state.
Washington may suit as there's plenty of vultures there now
B)

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Grab some small prey from the 7-11, a cardboard box and handful of aspirin.
If those government spy birds start to bother you, catch and post to a new home state.
Washington may suit as there's plenty of vultures there now
B)

Sounds like a plan Doc ... without any air holes of course.

[drwayne]

Sounds like a plan Doc ... without any air holes of course.

Dont know of legalities in US regarding transportation native animals, m8 .. but if I shipped a silver tailed Bunyip without due care Id be in serious trouble being they're so rare and endangered ..
I dont think expiration is in order, just relocation.
DocW ( on 3rd glass )

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Dont know of legalities in US regarding transportation native animals, m8 .. but if I shipped a silver tailed Bunyip without due care Id be in serious trouble being they're so rare and endangered ..
I dont think expiration is in order, just relocation.
DocW ( on 3rd glass )

Ok ... maybe just 1 big one on the bottom.

[drwayne]

Ok ... maybe just 1 big one on the bottom.

chuck, google 'bunyip', they're an interesting critter blamed for several attacks on drunk tourists
But as far as feral native animals go their not so bad as those bloody male koala dropbears, in the Blue Mountains..thank god they're rare ..

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There is something similar in northern Wisconsin ... the "Hodag".

http://zombielogicblog.blogspot.com/2012/04/hodag.html

[Xzessperated]

Sorry to interrupt the rather intellectual conversation you and Chuck are having Doc but I thought you would be pleased to know the Swordfish arrived safely and has been bench tested on 6s. You are a legend Doc. Should be able to give it a run on the water tomorrow morning as the installation into the boat is almost complete. Thanks for programming and posting it to me...

[drwayne]

Glad it fits inside the hull
W

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Is that the 300 amp esc?