Skippies and Kiwis

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Back to topic, okay... I think I can do this, skippies and kiwis.. thinking.. thinking.. whats that smell? oooh pork! oh wait that's my brain.

Skippies, kiwis and pork... all this talk about birds and animals is going to get Douggie excited.

Chuck did you get one of the Duck Fu**** stickers from Andy? I have to take my Seaducer to the lake under the cover of darkness because of that sticker. There is a whole gaggle of Save The Duck protesters at the lake in the daytime waiting for me and the Christmas Tree boat these days

[egneg]

Skippies, kiwis and pork... all this talk about birds and animals is going to get Douggie excited.

Chuck did you get one of the Duck Fu**** stickers from Andy? I have to take my Seaducer to the lake under the cover of darkness because of that sticker. There is a whole gaggle of Save The Duck protesters at the lake in the daytime waiting for me and the Christmas Tree boat these days

Yes I did ... and it is predominantly displayed front an center.

[Boaterguy]

I saw duck fu, what is that karate for ducks? I guess they have to learn to fight off the boats.

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I saw duck fu, what is that karate for ducks? I guess they have to learn to fight off the boats.

Well we all know what it means when Douggie catches a duck, but, for most of us it is what happens to a duck when it swims in the path of one of our missiles at WOT. Andy from Broke Back Hill decided our boats should be called Duck %$#%^#$'s for that reason and so got his sticker man to make stickers to warn the ducks.

[Flying Scotsman]

Well, I may eat a duck but any sexual contact would be out of the question unless it was a huge mallard from the Dark Continent.....they do have weird birds in that area...Darwin would have had a field day.

Douggie

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Well, I may eat a duck but any sexual contact would be out of the question unless it was a huge mallard from the Dark Continent.....they do have weird birds in that area...Darwin would have had a field day.

Douggie

A huge mallard? Douggie have you had one of those enlargement operations? You had no problems with the frog. Ducks eat frogs here.

[andym]

Chuck that Duck Fuc$ker decal looks the goods and all ducks should be *!***!***!***!**ting themselves !!!
Douggie just make sure when you kiss my arse to use some tongue will ya.
BoaterGuy who are you ? WTF do you want and never look at me in that tone of voice again or my boy friend Douggie will kiss your arse too.
Now the More Roo than Moo cheese Company is going great guns and I am pleased to announce that Douggie is now our American and Canadian distributor, we could think off no one better at selling our bull$hit cheese, only thing to watch out for is that NO cheese from us has holes in it, if he sells you one with holes it probably means that he has FUKED it.
There that feels better now,
Boats, well the lash just did 75.4 mph in oval trim and was running wakes and chop no probs, ordered an esc for the 6 cell rigger at last and the guy that owns the big dam where we run has supplied a boat and is getting a pontoon for us, how good is that !!!
hope he never finds out what we do to his misus when he is away.....................................

[andym]

PS; I hate the new lay out, change for change sake is just so stupid, change for gain is good

[drwayne]

Paddy's new white pussy is ready to fly.. will coax her into a pet crate and ship her down within the next couple.
Added a baggie of food morsels.. a pair CR playthings, CC6.5 plugsets to match internals, .. like toys with a kids meal.. bonuses ..
S'okay i rode her one last time today.. came around the corner a few times.. still doesnt like changing directions when all riled up .. . wiped her down/out before I locked her back into the spare bedroom.

Is it the decal itself, or the innocently adorned title of 'dukfuka' we cannot show here ?
Hope neither else Paddy's new mistress will remain unseen... tattooed between her pointy protruding bits are those wonderful descriptive words too..

Andy.. 1616/3 loaded up the 1512's .. will try on the new cat's 1518's and see what mischief that can create...

love you all.. now f'off, Im busy
W

Chuck that Duck Fuc$ker decal looks the goods and all ducks should be *!***!***!***!**ting themselves !!!
Douggie just make sure when you kiss my arse to use some tongue will ya.
BoaterGuy who are you ? WTF do you want and never look at me in that tone of voice again or my boy friend Douggie will kiss your arse too.
Now the More Roo than Moo cheese Company is going great guns and I am pleased to announce that Douggie is now our American and Canadian distributor, we could think off no one better at selling our bull$hit cheese, only thing to watch out for is that NO cheese from us has holes in it, if he sells you one with holes it probably means that he has FUKED it.
There that feels better now,
Boats, well the lash just did 75.4 mph in oval trim and was running wakes and chop no probs, ordered an esc for the 6 cell rigger at last and the guy that owns the big dam where we run has supplied a boat and is getting a pontoon for us, how good is that !!!
hope he never finds out what we do to his misus when he is away.....................................

[Xzessperated]

PS; I hate the new lay out, change for change sake is just so stupid, change for gain is good

but your new avatar more than makes up for it.

[andym]

From this date forward you shall be known as DUK FUK CHUCK
A great looking cat, nice gel coat I bet Dr Wayneker is beating of looking at her

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BoaterGuy who are you ? WTF do you want and never look at me in that tone of voice again or my boy friend Douggie will kiss your arse too.

BoaterGuy it sounds like the boy from Broke Back Hill is in love with you.

[drwayne]

BoaterGuy who are you ? WTF do you want and never look at me in that tone of voice again or my boy friend Douggie will kiss your arse too.

BoaterGuy it sounds like the boy from Broke Back Hill is in love with you.

@Boaterguy
Dont you worry none about andy, he lives other side the World... he is piss and wind personified.( but does a bonza job on props ! )
Douggie is your worry.. wears tartan skirts, boasts of intimacy with frogs, and lives around the corner ..... !

DocW

[andym]

I would be more worried about DFC than douggie, he plays with sharp things , the sharpest thing Douggie has is his big rubber ddo

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@Boaterguy
Dont you worry none about andy, he lives other side the World... he is piss and wind personified.( but does a bonza job on props ! )
Douggie is your worry.. wears tartan skirts, boasts of intimacy with frogs, and lives around the corner ..... !

DocW

Boasts??? There is a whole video of it on YouTube.

Dr W, if you would be so kind as to send me your PO Box I will slip the Swordfish in the mail for you.