Doug are you an impostor ???? No pics of you with a boat, No vids of you with a boat ???? I have this theory that you are the psychotic alter ego of a well known sponsored Fe racer !!
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Well here is a pic of me with with the fastest boat I run.
No videos are possible, as I do not own such a device. I know you do Andy, as you have much footage of Paddy and Dolly...Pervert!!!
Note the paint job
DouggieAttached FilesLast edited by Flying Scotsman; 12-10-2009, 02:46 PM.
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Originally posted by Flying Scotsman View PostWell here is a pic of me with with the fastest boat I run.
No videos are possible, as I do not own such a device. I know you do Andy, as you have much footage of Paddy and Dolly...Pervert!!!
Note the paint job
Douggie
That reminds me of a Golden Book story my mother used to read me when I was a little boy. The story was called Little Toot.Several boats in various stages of destruction
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Look here you Broken Hill idiot. I may have to get the gentle and cultered people from Tasmania to sort you out. If that does not work, Chuck will send an epislte to Obama to send a missile directed at your humble aboad
Douggie
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Yeah right, he is to busy looking at *!***!***!***!** to be bothered.I may have to get the gentle and cultered people from Tasmania to sort you out.
Thats assuming he could find one!!Obama to send a missile directed at your humble aboad
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And have the balls to accept the carbon signature that one would cause in flight.Originally posted by andym View PostThats assuming he could find one!!
Never mine the carbon footprint of swanning off to Copenhagen to drink pi$$ and talk bollocks about global........climate........ the weather. Fark we can go to the pub and cover all of that with about 7 litres of petrol spent.
Anyone want to do the math on the carbon emmisions of getting all of our great leaders there, hotels, limos, and then back home again.
I am about to have a real rant on that topic but I'll finish my coffee and head off for bed and see if I can get a.......
See it....find the photos.....sketch it it....build it........with wood
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The answer to the bloody Carbon emission problem is simple. Lock the bloody stuff up in the form of Carbon Fiber model boats. Just imagine if every Chinese person had a CF model boat how much Carbon is locked up.Originally posted by Simon.O. View PostAnd have the balls to accept the carbon signature that one would cause in flight.
Never mine the carbon footprint of swanning off to Copenhagen to drink pi$$ and talk bollocks about global........climate........ the weather. Fark we can go to the pub and cover all of that with about 7 litres of petrol spent.
Anyone want to do the math on the carbon emmisions of getting all of our great leaders there, hotels, limos, and then back home again.
I am about to have a real rant on that topic but I'll finish my coffee and head off for bed and see if I can get a.......
Andy is in the process of modernizing his More Roo Than Moo Cheese Factory by blowing carbon into the cheese as it is made. The carbon is then trapped inside the cheese. I bet you are thinking that after the cheese is eaten that the carbon will escape in the form of farts. Not so. This is where Andy has been smart. Andy figured out a way of making the body produce a little brick of carbon that the body excretes in the normal way. This has given new meaning to the saying "$hit a brick"
I myself have been charging my batteries with solar power from my home made solar power generator. The red lights at the front of my Pleasure Palace are also powered by solar energy as is the number of Girls Vacant sign.
Australia is punching well above its weight when it comes to Global Warming and Carbon Emissions. Do not believe all that $hit you read about Aussies being the number 1 polluters in the world. That is just a rumor that has it's roots in the New Zealand Department of Tourism.
So Simon, what are you Kiwis doing to save the planet?Several boats in various stages of destruction
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Unfortunately I have always been a Fiction writer Andy.Originally posted by andym View PostWow Paddy that was a long winded bull$hit reply, well done. I did not know NZ was big enough to have Dept of tourism !!! Should be Dept of sex tours for sheep rooters
Love ya Douggie
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from the department of tourism n.z
"we have 2 islands, north and south"
"if you like to root black sheep head to the north island"
"if you like to root white sheep head to the south island"
"if your in to shaved sheep or goats head over to were Simon is standing and Russell crowe will be there soon to read you all a poem"
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