Skippies and Kiwis

[Brushless55]

were they made from polyester

some are ok just dont have a kid with them,you find out hell is a place called earth

I love this thread!
ps. she has 3 kids

[crabstick]

all women are bi polar,it just doesn't normally come out till they have had a kid

hahaha ! Got a baby due in 3 weeks ill let ya know!

[ozzie-crawl]

that proves my theory then,have kids out comes the bipolar lol

[Brushless55]

that proves my theory then,have kids out comes the bipolar lol

all hope is gone

[ozzie-crawl]

if there not yours you maybe ok
but poor matts f***ed

[Brushless55]

if there not yours you maybe ok
but poor matts f***ed

no they are not mine, but they do call me dad at times because their dad is kind of a looser
I was hoping for a quick fix for this woman

any pills with woman could take for my sake

[ozzie-crawl]

yes there is a lot,she just needs to see a GP

[Flying Scotsman]

The trouble today is the men have no balls, yes dear no dear......We should have left them barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen...now, is it my turn to cook today, do the washing or clean the toilet sweetheart!!!

Mind you now I do all that crap for myself....Dolly is not capable of these simple tasks..... great sex though and she cuts the grass without being asked to.

Douggie

[crabstick]

if there not yours you maybe ok
but poor matts f***ed

that remains to be seen hahaBonus with mine is shes Hot, Sane and can ride the pants off a motocross bike, snowboard etc fishes with me and is just about an accountant hehe, im getting to be a stay home boat builder... ahem Dad... ah she can back a trailer too, bless. Trialed quite a few women to find one that wasn't going to get fat or piss me off in 20 years lol.

[Brushless55]

Looks like I need to keep looking

[Xzessperated]

Looks like I need to keep looking

Man without brush, whatever you do, think of the children. Sounds like they are starting to love you if they sometimes call you dad.
Douggie is correct about men being able to do everything for themselves but it sure is nice to have someone to come home to. Even sex can be done on the "Self Help" basis as my Chinese wife calls it

[Simon.O.]

I think it is fair to say that all women are nuts and they just get worse 1 week a month. Don't even start on how mental they are around menopause.

A very good reason not to issue sidearms to ALL police.

Some of my fellow firefighters refer to women as "same beast, different head"
Yep ! they are all bananas and we live with it !

Matt has a ripper if she can back a trailer and earn a good coin with an honest job. Hang on to that one and when the sex goes south (after kids) there is always the Paddy type self help course.

[ozzie-crawl]

think douggie has it covered,diffrent frog every day,and hell you can just tuck it under your arm for later.
for those who missed it first time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wfS4QZevds

[crabstick]

Hang on to that one and when the sex goes south (after kids) there is always the Paddy type self help course.

Might have to apply that shortly!hahahha

random video of some guys bombing a hill on the motorway about 10 mins from my work

[Simon.O.]

random video of some guys bombing a hill on the motorway about 10 mins from my work

That is well impressive, I know the road well.
Now all he needs is a bit more pace to get all the way to the Red Fox tavern !!