Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

A fellow FE boater in Adl just posted this.. it's these motors he builds in his real job !



and a follow up post shows some the later ones are twin CR prop.. outwards !

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Paddy's seventh wife passed away horribly. He retired to a old folks comfortable retreat, funded by his 5th and 6th wife's estates.
His devastated appearance and repeated mutterinds of need for fast pussy led him to be acquainted with Mavis ( 82).
For hours each day they would walk around the pond, hand in hand... a regular sight to the center's staff and residents alike.
A few months pass and winter sets in. Mavis hadnt seen Paddy for a few weeks and had become concerned.
She decided to pack a thermos and shawl and go for a patrol of the centre's chilly grounds.
At dusk she found him, down the edge his favorite pond .. shielding old Esther(88) from the cold air... .. both shivering in the darkness ...
'What's this ' she cried, ' we had something special, I thought ?'
'We still do! ' replied Paddy... ' poor Esther has Parkinsons, and my trouser pockets are keeping her hands wubbly warm.'

Well now I have no secrets. Thanks Doc

[drwayne]

Paddy's seventh wife passed away horribly. He retired to a old folks comfortable retreat, funded by his 5th and 6th wife's estates.
His devastated appearance and repeated mutterinds of need for fast pussy led him to be acquainted with Mavis ( 82).
For hours each day they would walk around the pond, hand in hand... a regular sight to the center's staff and residents alike.
A few months pass and winter sets in. Mavis hadnt seen Paddy for a few weeks and had become concerned.
She decided to pack a thermos and shawl and go for a patrol of the centre's chilly grounds.
At dusk she found him, down the edge his favorite pond .. shielding old Esther(88) from the cold air... .. both shivering in the darkness ...
'What's this ' she cried, ' we had something special, I thought ?'
'We still do! ' replied Paddy... ' poor Esther has Parkinsons, and my trouser pockets are keeping her hands wubbly warm.'

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The Julius Sumner Miller effect did not occur until a glass and a half of full cream milk was added. This discovery was well documented mid 70 to 80's on Tv educational programs as released by the then ruling KerryPacker party.


Theory #1. The downward velocity of milk from carton, accumulates in milkshake vessel, where such gravitational energy swirling and splashing away transfers to a few droplets, propelling them energetically outwards.
or
Theory #2, you're disorientated, leaning on the kitchen counter, dreaming of chocolate milkshakes and twin electrically excited pussies, when wuddenly milky spots appear on your cheek and kitchen drawers.. best grab one those handy Turnigy towels, eh ?

So it is not milk!!! I think I see where this is going and you may be right.

[drwayne]

Doc, you have complicated the milk problem with scientific mumbo jumbo about 4WD's and foot stomping. I can assure you that when I am pouring the milk there is no 4WD and no foot stomping. I simply hold a standard 2 liter bottle of milk over the milkshake container and pour it in the regular way and after it gets to about 1/3 full there is always a droplet or two that lands on my cheek (face) along with at least 3 droplets on my spectacles. I simply ask "why is it so" (Julius Sumner Miller).
The fall of milk from the container to the milk level is probably about 5 inches max and the resulting upward movement of the said droplets is probably about 25 to 30 inches. I use inches as Chuck needs to get involved in this if we are to make some money out of this phenomenon.
My interest in this is not just for the pleasure one gets from rolling in money but also the pleasure one would get from seeing his boats go 6 times faster. I want you and Chuck to share in these pleasures too. Douggie would be the towel carrier naturally.

The Julius Sumner Miller effect did not occur until a glass and a half of full cream milk was added. This discovery was well documented mid 70 to 80's on Tv educational programs as released by the then ruling KerryPacker party.

Once we have solved the milk problem and made our fortune I have another one for you Doc.
Why is it so that whenever I drop rubbish from my hand into the rubbish bin it misses and falls on the floor? I am thinking this could have something to do with my boat driving problem as they don't go where I want them to either. I never had the rubbish problem when I was young so is it an old age problem, eyesight problem or just a jerky hand problem caused by years of jerking?

Theory #1. The downward velocity of milk from carton, accumulates in milkshake vessel, where such gravitational energy swirling and splashing away transfers to a few droplets, propelling them energetically outwards.
or
Theory #2, you're disorientated, leaning on the kitchen counter, dreaming of chocolate milkshakes and twin electrically excited pussies, when wuddenly milky spots appear on your cheek and kitchen drawers.. best grab one those handy Turnigy towels, eh ?

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Once we have solved the milk problem and made our fortune I have another one for you Doc.
Why is it so that whenever I drop rubbish from my hand into the rubbish bin it misses and falls on the floor? I am thinking this could have something to do with my boat driving problem as they don't go where I want them to either. I never had the rubbish problem when I was young so is it an old age problem, eyesight problem or just a jerky hand problem caused by years of jerking?

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Paddy.
Here's a clinical question for you.
If I stood in front my speeding 4WD and stamped my foot hard to the ground .. would the 4WD screech to a stop ?.. or not?
I query this because when Im inside the car, this same action does the job very well
Im curious if it's an introverted or extroverted action in effect.

Wayne.

Why cloud the charm of a Chladni plate with a Bessel function?

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Paddy.
Your wet cheek suggests head too close the cup.
Splash back returns 6 times the fall, you say... Hmm
Im sure there's a simple milk saving answer... else IVF clinics would go broke...Were you firmly holding the milk carton in a downwards fashion? .. or rapidly shaking it up and down attempting greater release ? The viscosity of product also has determinate effect on discharge velocity . full fat Vs reduced fat for eg

I do appreciate your conceptualized business deal.. where I do the determinations and translation from milk froth to prop wash... into a 6 times more functional rotating water propulsion device.. Chuckles then mass produces these.. and you reap all the profits while mixing more milkshakes.

Here's a clinical question for you.
If I stood in front my speeding 4WD and stamped my foot hard to the ground .. would the 4WD screech to a stop ?.. or not?
I query this because when Im inside the car, this same action does the job very well
Im curious if it's an introverted or extroverted action in effect.

Wayne.

Doc, you have complicated the milk problem with scientific mumbo jumbo about 4WD's and foot stomping. I can assure you that when I am pouring the milk there is no 4WD and no foot stomping. I simply hold a standard 2 liter bottle of milk over the milkshake container and pour it in the regular way and after it gets to about 1/3 full there is always a droplet or two that lands on my cheek (face) along with at least 3 droplets on my spectacles. I simply ask "why is it so" (Julius Sumner Miller).
The fall of milk from the container to the milk level is probably about 5 inches max and the resulting upward movement of the said droplets is probably about 25 to 30 inches. I use inches as Chuck needs to get involved in this if we are to make some money out of this phenomenon.
My interest in this is not just for the pleasure one gets from rolling in money but also the pleasure one would get from seeing his boats go 6 times faster. I want you and Chuck to share in these pleasures too. Douggie would be the towel carrier naturally.

[drwayne]

Pour whisky into it...problem solved.

Douggie

alcohol solves everything, good answer.

[Flying Scotsman]

Pour whisky into it...problem solved.

Douggie

Doc, you are a clever man so you might be able to explain something that has had me puzzled for a while. It has to do with force and equals and opposites so it should be right up your alley.
When I am pouring milk into my milk shake container some of the milk gets enough energy to jump about 6 times higher than it has fallen and splash on my face. Naturally my first reaction is to but after a while I get to thinking how can the opposite effect of the fall be greater than the fall itself. If we can solve this problem we might be able to come up with a prop that has the 6 x opposite effect and get Chuck to mass produce them and all become stinking rich.

[drwayne]

Doc, you are a clever man so you might be able to explain something that has had me puzzled for a while. It has to do with force and equals and opposites so it should be right up your alley.
When I am pouring milk into my milk shake container some of the milk gets enough energy to jump about 6 times higher than it has fallen and splash on my face. Naturally my first reaction is to but after a while I get to thinking how can the opposite effect of the fall be greater than the fall itself. If we can solve this problem we might be able to come up with a prop that has the 6 x opposite effect and get Chuck to mass produce them and all become stinking rich.

Paddy.
Your wet cheek suggests head too close the cup.
Splash back returns 6 times the fall, you say... Hmm
Im sure there's a simple milk saving answer... else IVF clinics would go broke...Were you firmly holding the milk carton in a downwards fashion? .. or rapidly shaking it up and down attempting greater release ? The viscosity of product also has determinate effect on discharge velocity . full fat Vs reduced fat for eg

I do appreciate your conceptualized business deal.. where I do the determinations and translation from milk froth to prop wash... into a 6 times more functional rotating water propulsion device.. Chuckles then mass produces these.. and you reap all the profits while mixing more milkshakes.

Here's a clinical question for you.
If I stood in front my speeding 4WD and stamped my foot hard to the ground .. would the 4WD screech to a stop ?.. or not?
I query this because when Im inside the car, this same action does the job very well
Im curious if it's an introverted or extroverted action in effect.

Wayne.

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Doc, you are a clever man so you might be able to explain something that has had me puzzled for a while. It has to do with force and equals and opposites so it should be right up your alley.
When I am pouring milk into my milk shake container some of the milk gets enough energy to jump about 6 times higher than it has fallen and splash on my face. Naturally my first reaction is to but after a while I get to thinking how can the opposite effect of the fall be greater than the fall itself. If we can solve this problem we might be able to come up with a prop that has the 6 x opposite effect and get Chuck to mass produce them and all become stinking rich.

[egneg]

Less lift is not a problem so I am looking forward to trying it. No hurry. I have lots of other things to do. New car coming in the mail and has to be built, boats to test and planes to crash.

Cool, as I still have to finish the pair for Doc.

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Paddy the lift is a bit less than the V series. I have one on my JAE 21 FE (UL1 motor and ESC) and like the performance.

Less lift is not a problem so I am looking forward to trying it. No hurry. I have lots of other things to do. New car coming in the mail and has to be built, boats to test and planes to crash.

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Too busy overseas on study tours of museums, restaurants and brothels to cater the needs of their constituents.
Recent expose' here.. why political aspirants go to US and stay 3months in 5 star hotels whilst studying social etiquette in middle class dining .. brought to our attention because one the cheeky sheets complained his girlfriend had to pay for her own telephone calls home !

Fackit Paddy, Im gunna join politics.. ignore all my friends whilst spending their money on overseas jaunts.
I'll resign due stress after 6 years and live off my parliamentarian's salary..indexed to 3x inflation, of course ... it's more than double what I earn now !
Politicians.. Miserable thieving lying conniving backstabbing manipulating ass probing bunch of overdosed viagara junkies blinded by their own self importance and reliance on self stimulation ( too much wanking will send you blind ! )

cough.
.

Well Doc you and I think alike about the pollys.

I got your message about the boat you shipped to me and the $4,444 postage. I will Paypal you the said amount once the girls on the corner have passed over the money.
I have been locking up TAFE and I am buggered. Long story so I wont bore you.