Skippies and Kiwis

[ozzie-crawl]

yay andy is back
now enough of the poofter hugging crap F**** of ya footy w*nker

even doctor wayne gave brad *!***!***!***!** over his pink boat

[drwayne]

Bloody hell guy's, finally sobered up enough to log on with the hotel Wi-Fi and you have all lost the PLOT !!! WHO gives a FAT RAT'S RECTUM about what the guy with a pink boat thinks, I have seen this boat in the flesh and it was BEYOND help, my advise to said stalker was to bin it and start again!
Now I have an appointment at the Mile End Gentleman's club, more beer, whiskey and back scrubbing by a hopefully not diseased young Asian lady.
See ya when I get out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,
Love your friendly neighborhood wanker, Andy

dribbly droopy itchy scratchy nasty things can come as a collectable package from coin operated girls...it's a fact !
Like a revolving barricade at the footy.. pay the man at the gate.. bingo .. in ya go lads ... one at a time thanks.. no jostling ... !

ahum

I theorize that alcohol settles in the bottle.
It is never the first 7/8 of a scotch bottle that affects me, its the last 1/8 and Im legless.
hahaha
hic
W

worth a try, hey ?

[ozzie-crawl]

in the words of the famous forest gump "momma always said life is like a whore house ya never know what ya gunna get"

[Flying Scotsman]

Andy, you are alive and getting near to civilisation and the good doctor's whiskey bottle. I have been told I am a pompous old fart, boy it took some years for some wise sages to figure that out. I will be looking out for the guy who is passed out at the game with a Saints hat on.

Douggie

[ozzie-crawl]

Andy, you are alive and getting near to civilisation and the good doctor's whiskey bottle. I have been told I am a pompous old fart, boy it took some years for some wise sages to figure that out. I will be looking out for the guy who is passed out at the game with a Saints hat on.

Douggie

you maybe a pompous old fart douggie but you sure know how to show a frog a good time, well until it chokes to death on your weiner

[ozzie-crawl]

hows your hydro going douggie,you got your hull yet ????

[Flying Scotsman]

Yes, and almost all the other goodies and a new radio.

Douggie

[egneg]

Yes, and almost all the other goodies and a new radio.

Douggie

Did the prop get there yet?

Right now I am getting screwed by Mickey Mouse!

[Flying Scotsman]

Not yet Chuck...I wait every day to pester the postman and he is sick of seeing my stance on the doorstep.

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Also, get a real boat the Insane hydro is a cool hull

Douggie

[egneg]

Not yet Chuck...I wait every day to pester the postman and he is sick of seeing my stance on the doorstep.

Douggie

Let me check into things ... I mailed it more than a week ago.

[ozzie-crawl]

anybody else find it strange i post a video of a monkey and frog.
next minute douggie is buying a new boat,motor,radio gear etc
beginning to think frogs are saving him hundreds of dollars each week instead of visiting ladies of ill repute

[Flying Scotsman]

It takes about 2 weeks or more for normal USPS service and all packages to this moron are very well screened by the thought police.

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Ozzie, I escaped a red card but I am still not a happy camper I need Andy's soothing words of wisdom.

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Interesting times Paddy has a new manager at the mall.....there may be an rc plane out of control in the premises...time for another whiskey and all frogs are on the main meal of the day.

Douggie