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All I know is my Mother wouldn't cut my hair when I was younger and always looked the Gov. Governor DUDE use some of those payoffs and get a hair cut, the 70's are out. -
I know 'nuttin...
Of course, most people say "I DON'T know 'nuttin"... which is a double negative and shows that they DO know SOMETHING... Hmmmm...
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The Next 4-years - Rules According to Chicago
To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand...
"The World According To Chicago."
Chicago is more than just a city in Illinois,
it's a completely different world
with a whole different set of morals and language.
There are only three rules there which anybody can understand.
You don't even need an attorney to understand them,
and if you need an attorney,
Well . . . you know too much, so look out for Rule #3!
RULE #1
No matter what you see, hear, or do - you don't know anybody and you don't know nuttin'...!
RULE #2
If you capture something on tape or camera - it doesn't reveal nuttin'...!
RULE #3
If you know what anybody knows in Chicago , well . .. ..
Dat's' da last ting you'll ever know, and you'll wish youse never knew nuttin'...!
Now, pay close attention...
we don't want to have to say this more than once.
It's very simple . . ..
We'll illustrate.
If you have to, read slowly!
These two? They don't know each other!
Remember the first picture?
Be sure you only remember that they don't know each other
and you certainly don't know dem either!
Da fellas in the background in this picture? Well . . ...
What fellas? We don't see nuttin'...!
Oops! How did that get in here?
Da guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus.
And the guy on the right . . .well, he's Da Easter Bunny!
That's all you need to know and you're better off if you don't know that.
Go to your eye doctor,
Youse eyes is lyin' to yas! Capice?
We don't want to know what they're saying.
Remember Jimmy Hoffa!
He knew too much and now . . .well . . .
Now no one knows where he is.
Is the big picture clear?
Not these pictures gumwad, cuz youse already forgot dem!
Now, ain't that simple?
They don't know nuttin' and neither do we!
And don't forget it!
P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget Rule #1
and, that ways, there's nuttin' to fear about #3!
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