For andym

[andym]

Douggie, neither Paddy or I know *!***!***!***!** about FE boats but between us and our drunken idea's we have assembled some half decent boats. I am affraid however due to my freindship with Paddy the Boating Gods will start *!***!***!***!**ing with my gear. All because of that bloody plane! I am going out right now to sacrifice my best goat to tryn and calm them down before a day of boating tomorrow. Fingers crossed they like Janet my favorite goat. I will miss her sexy ways.

[egneg]

"Music from ... a bag of wind"
Kinda reminds me of my mother-in-law but I don't think I would classify it as music!

[Flying Scotsman]

Easy, Chuck...we are talking about the MOTHER OF ALL INSTRUMENTS......SHOCK and AWE. To those that do not understand the finesse of the bloated sheepskin..sorry Dolly...and the pipes. You are all lost souls

Douggie

[andym]

Oh NO the terror of the Mother inlaw, get rid of them then married life would be so much more enjoyable. It must be a world wide thing that once married the mother inlaw turns into a interfering, nagging, nasty old bag. There is probably a international law somewhere that states it must be so!

[Xzessperated]

"Music from ... a bag of wind"
Kinda reminds me of my mother-in-law but I don't think I would classify it as music!

Chuck could you ask your mother in law if she could come and talk this plane down out of the tree for me?

[Flying Scotsman]

Paddy, no mother in law will talk a prised TOY out of a tree. You are on your own. Mind you with Dolly, Wellies, bagpipes, kilt and two bottles of fine single malt in either hand. I think, I can scare the hell out of the farmer, in order that you can retreive the glider.....Plane??? Andy you were right, Paddy has lost his marbles

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

I have the solution my brother is on his way to to the land of sun, beer, nice sheilas, great beaches and lots of deserted spots for a 3 week holiday. His itineray includes, Perth, Melbourne, The Great Barrier Reef and you guessed it TASMANIA. I tried to persuade him that Canada was the spot to go to at this time of the year and he said Douggie " Jump in the lake, if you can find one that is not frozen"
So he leaves Scotland mid January and expects to be in Tasmania the first week of Febuary.

Here is the plan wee Dave (my brother) is an accountant (Very Boring) and will meet up Mel. Dolly and Andy
Wee Dave will wear my full regalia....Kilt, wellies, gloves and a sporran with an emblem that states F..K the English. Mel will wear a Jesuit priests smock and rant in Hebrew. Andy will be dressed as cop with a hat that has an emblem that states all Poms are bast...s.
Andy, will exlpain to the farmer that we are looking for a suspected drug smuggler that uses toy gliders to smuggle his drugs....Sir, have you seen anyone that matches this description.
The farmer says " Yes but what does that have to with the motley crew you have with you"
Andy replies " evidence of the drug abuse and the consequences "
The farmer is shocked and points to the glider in the tree and assists in the retrieval of the glider.

NOW, WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GLIDER ????

PS my brother is really taking this holiday...fool that he is... but, he is an accountant

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Double post

[andym]

Dougie I think you have the answer, what a brilliant plan. I am a bit jelous that you came up with and not me, it just goes to show that you are a true intelect, not the retarded Scotish moron that Paddy keeps telling me you are. Once we retrieve the plane can I shoot the farmer? Seems the only fair thing to do!

[Xzessperated]

Douggie you and Andy have tears rolling down my face. What a brilliant plan. The good part is my wife is an accountant also and your brother can talk accountant s**t with her while I order a new glider.
You should be working for the CIA with a brain like that Douggie.

[andym]

SSSsssHHHhhhh Do not speak to loudly Paddy, I think he does! We could end up in Quantanamo Bay like Hicks

[Flying Scotsman]

I forgot to mention that wee Dave's wife is English. He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer apart from the ability to add 2 + 2 = bailout.
Therefore the emblem on his sporran (see above) is simply stating the truth.

Douggie the Moron. AKA ..Agent GWB

[egneg]

Chuck could you ask your mother in law if she could come and talk this plane down out of the tree for me?

I have these pictures of Paddy, Douggie, and Andy waiting for my Mother-in-law to get Paddy's plane out of the tree. I must warn you that she is quite ugly as she is from the land of Oz after all.

[andym]

Great Chuck now everyone knows what I look like!! For those who do not know I am the one in the blue shirt. I have tried very hard to keep my identity secret as I am afraid of being swamped by my female fans. I think your mother inlaw is a lovely lady and is very sexy in green. She tells me midgets are a turn on!! Oh Yeah Baby.

[Xzessperated]

Well it looks like Mother In Law has both you and Douggie excited Andy. You both have your hands in your pockets.