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[andym]

Chuck you reeled him in then Mate well done, Paddy the pidgeon Ha Ha Ha Ha

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No worries Paddy - I have been working on them. I guess my sense of humor is a bit sick!

Chuck.... I am laughing now. You had me worried. I thought Andy had pocketed the money for his trip to Queensland next year.

Andy.... you are teaching Chuck too well.

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Officer drank 18 beers, reported for duty
Ended up knocked out after fight
Not disciplined, but promoted

A POLICE officer who admitted to drinking at least 18 beers before going on duty to carry out a breath test has not been disciplined.

Senior Constable Andy M****** has been promoted, despite telling a court last month about a wild night in the New South Wales town of Broken Hill that ended with him knocked unconscious after trying to arrest a woman.

Sen-Constable M****** was at the Broken Hill Hotel about 10pm on May 14, 2008, when asked by colleagues to carry out a breath test.

After the test he drank two rums at the Broken Hill Hotel and about 12.45am declared himself on duty to arrest local woman Bertha Butt, who he says spat on him, sparking a fight that ended in Sen-Constable M****** being flown to a Sydney Hospital for treatment.

Three people pleaded guilty to charges over the incident but five others fought the charges, which were dropped last month when a judge ruled Sen-Constable M****** evidence unreliable.

A police spokesman said the matter was being reviewed but "at this time the New South Wales Police Service has not received any complaint about the matter".

A police spokesman said Police Commissioner Bob Down and Andy M****** were unavailable for comment

You really are one of the services finest Andy.

[andym]

Thanks Paddy that cleared that up, as you all can tell from the report I am in NO way responsible for my actions. I will happily arrest on felony drugs charges anyone whom say's otherwise. That Judge has never liked me ever since I got photo's of him with that goat!!

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Andy, I just got me a new houseboat. As you can see we can go upstairs and use it as an offshore drivers stand for boat racing. The big red box is a giant esky for our beer. It comes with an officials table (near the esky) for the organizers of the races. When we race we can use downstairs as a clubroom. The guys are going to love this. When it is windy and rough in one area we can move our club facilities to a calmer location.

[Doug Smock]

Andy, I just got me a new houseboat. As you can see we can go upstairs and use it as an offshore drivers stand for boat racing. The big red box is a giant esky for our beer. It comes with an officials table (near the esky) for the organizers of the races. When we race we can use downstairs as a clubroom. The guys are going to love this. When it is windy and rough in one area we can move our club facilities to a calmer location.

I LOVE IT!!!!! LOL

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This is the best
LMAO

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Is that an RC antenna on the rear top section?

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Is that an RC antenna on the rear top section?

Well spotted Chuck. The club flag could be hung on it also.
Andy should awake from his self induced (whisky) coma soon. He is going to want to buy this off me but I am not selling.

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I also got me a Harley at the same sale



and a lawn mower

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Hey Andy check out my new Palm Pilot

[andym]

Paddy you are right, how much $$$ for the club rooms? I think I realy need it over here and it can double as the police boat!!
Mate were did you purchase that new palm pilot I could sure do with one of those. Maybe for xmas mate, buddy, pal ?

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Paddy you are right, how much $$$ for the club rooms? I think I realy need it over here and it can double as the police boat!!
Mate were did you purchase that new palm pilot I could sure do with one of those. Maybe for xmas mate, buddy, pal ?

Andy I got all those things from a Hayseed that lives up in the hills. He was mumbling something about he had a good cash crop this year and is off to the big smoke to join the mob (his relations I guess). I got the whole lot for $175. I think the lawn mower is worth that.
I will think about the Palm Pilot for Xmas.

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Andy,
Thanks for the picture of your new work car. How did you get the Force to buy you this? You must have done some smooth talking to get it. I am still driving a Model T for my security car and you get a GT40. Not fair. It is no wonder you get all the women.

[andym]

Mate the NSW police force is doing OK, what with all the drugs we are selling , I mean confiscating and all the pro's we run I mean arrest we are all cashed up! I wanted a black one so this one will be going back soon, just have to pull a few more chicks- shifts i mean and the black one will be hear.