shake that bottle

[drwayne]

Johhny asks hs new girlfriend for a handjob
"Ive never done that" she says. "wot do i do ? "
"well, remember when u would shake a bottle of drink to spray your friends.. like that"
She nods ..
He unzips and rolls it out,, she grabs hold and starts shaking up and down.
After a minute he has snot flying from his nose, tears streaming from his eyes and wax falling from his ears.
"Wots wrong?" she asks

" "TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF THE TOP" he screams .....

[Fluid]

The punchline would be even funnier if you used the American spelling of the word "OFF".



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[drwayne]

Typo or spilling erros aside......
[
QUOTE=Fluid;226000]The punchline would be even funnier if you used the American spelling of the word "OFF".



.[/QUOTE]

[D&D]

I once had a pack of rubbers that had written instructions on how dispose of the rubber once you had "come". I figured if they didn't know how to spell it I couldn't trust that rubber.

[drwayne]

haha
eons ago trip in US .. Airline had complimentary peanut bags with instructions !.. "open this end and eat contents"
I know I dont eat the bag !
Was puzzled why one opened end was better than the other ........ !
:Doh:

[befu]

haha
eons ago trip in US .. Airline had complimentary peanut bags with instructions !.. "open this end and eat contents"
I know I dont eat the bag !
Was puzzled why one opened end was better than the other ........ !
:Doh:

Because if you open the other end they all fall on the floor! LOL!