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  • drwayne
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • May 2008
    • 2977

    #1

    violated by elephant

    Honestly, my Grandmothet told me this one !


    Man presents himself to emergency room at hospital, claims he was violated by an elephant.
    Doctor hurries him to an examination room and asks for more information ..
    Patient drops his pants, bends over, and says 'my arse hurts'
    Doctors is astounded, and says 'what in heck ?.. an elephant's penis is long and skinny.. your arse has a massive opening...'
    "He didnt root me, doc... he fingered me ...'

    Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
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